Tag: South Park
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The Real Abe Lincoln
The secret’s out—Lincoln was actually a cyborg sent from the future to save the Union and find Sarah Connor’s great-grandmother. Will the next Terminator movie be set in the 1860s with Ah-nold as John Wilkes Booth? (via Gizmodo) Somehow I like this better than Lincoln the vampire slayer. Speaking of Abe’s contemporary appearances, he’s been […]
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War Without Violence (even pretended)
In a move sure to please pacifists everywhere, the Appleton, WI, schools have banned the mock battle from their day-long Civil War program. The battle segment was scratched after a group of parents raised concerns it conflicts with violence-prevention efforts and a district policy banning look-alike weapons at schools. If you don’t like history, just […]